Evil landscape!

I bet an evil wizard lives around here somewhere. Or like, an angry dragon who double parks people in and pee's on the seat and all sorts of evil shinanigans. What a jerkwad >: ( i hate that dragon.

heres a painting! not quite a speed painting, not quite a finished painting, somewhere inbetween like everything else i do!

People travel through a crack in the ground. Why are they down there? why are their bridges? Why is this so lazily painted? why is a cartoonist painting landscapes? ARG SO MANY MYSTERIES

Dragon picture i probably wont finish!

A dragon painting ive been lazily working on, i really fucking suck at shading metal that has reflections on it : / and i suck at ice. So i guess i tried to work on all those things in this picture. Im not immediately disatisfied with this picture, but im not sure im gonna finish it. So here it is! Posted so i can stop working on it!

DINOSAURS

I DREW FAT DINOSAURS FIGHTING OK WHAT UP WIT THAT I MEAN WHUT LUL

i mean, I drew some arts! Look at them. look closely. This is what i get when im bored and anxious. Dinosaurs. I dont know anymore : ( : ( excuse me i have to go write sad poetry and sit under a raincloud.

Elephants are gentlemen

Its true. If elephants could dress themselves in a crude parody of humanity, they'd dress snappy as fuck. Im talkin $$ threads bro. You know it.

Also heres a Background i whipped up for work. I suck at making space scenes, but im getting better!

I finished a quick little painting of a penguin being given a peace offering by a deep see squid.

Does one respect the 'no candy from strangers' rule, when to refuse would be to look a gift horse in the mouth? I hear squids hate looking at horse mouths. What will this penguin do??? we will probably never know!

Dragon slayer

"Why dont you let me hold onto this"

Oh large red un-threatening dragon, will you ever learn.
Drawn because I have it in my head that its a story im going to write and illustrate one day, just a tale of a girl who wants to be a dragon slayer, so after (not a lot) of thought she decides to go find a dragon to teach her how. Because who would know how to slay dragons, better then a dragon?? Im sure theres a ham fisted moral able to be thrust into the story somehow. Or maybe its the exception that proves the rule. Maybe the moral to the story can be that there is sometimes an exception to proving rules? Is there an exception to the rule that there can be exceptions that prove the rule?

How can an exception prove a rule? Help : (